The Third Rule of Fsck (Episode 22)

Picture of Joe Arpaio and Donald Trump

This week we unveil a new Rule of Fsck: there are no new stories, just new faces and jurisdictions. We also cover the Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense giving their opinions on the President, an Oklahoma police officer running a white nationalist record label, and Baltimore police caught planting evidence yet again. Then in our #Law140 segment we review the President’s pardon powers, and how they will impact Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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#DefendDurm (Episode 21)

Picture of Durham's Confederate monument after being toppled

When it comes to Nazis, President Trump has more flip-flops than a hipster-infested beach on Independence Day. Durham’s Confederate participation trophy is removed by protestors, Maryland can’t find prison guards who aren’t criminals, and Tennessee runs an entire criminal justice system without judges or defense attorneys. And in this week’s #Law140 segment, we take a look at the mechanics of felony charges against those #DefendDurm protestors.

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CORRECTION (08/22/17): Folks on Twitter informed us that Clark County is in Washington, not Oregon. We’ve corrected the show notes below – thanks for the heads up!

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Fornicating with Nazis (Episode 20)

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Charlottesville deals with terrorists. Prosecutors let an 11-minute roadside rape in Texas go unpunished. New Jersey police terrorize a pizzeria. And in our #Law140 segment we give you an overview of our bail system and how it works.

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BONUS EPISODE: Alliterative Trump Nicknames, Volume 4

Alliterative Trump Nicknames, Volume 4

As nuclear war with North Korea looms, we bring some mid-week levity with this bonus episode featuring the next iteration of our #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames list! Thanks to your help there are now -33- entries to help you better identify our beloved Papaya POTUS, the Cheeto-in-Chief himself Donald J. Trump. Please feel free to use and share as your heart sees fit 🙂

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  • Our earlier podcast on Alliterative Trump Nicknames Volume 2 (Fsck ‘Em All)
  • Add your own using #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames (Twitter)
  • The full Volume 4 list of Alliterative Trump Nicknames:
    • Apricot Authoritarian
    • Cantaloupe Caligula
    • Carrot Khomeini
    • Cheddar Ceausescu
    • Cheeto-in-Chief
    • Citrus Stalin
    • Clementine Kleptocrat
    • Coral Castro
    • Dorito Duterte
    • Gouda Gaddafi
    • Habanero Hussein
    • Kumquat Komrade
    • Mandarin Monarch
    • Mango Mussolini
    • Marigold Marcos
    • Marmalade Mugabe
    • Melba Mao
    • Momordica Milosevic
    • Moscow Muppet
    • Naranjillo Nixon
    • Nectarine Noriega
    • Orange Ortega
    • Papaya POTUS
    • Parody President
    • Peach Perón
    • Physalis Franco
    • Pumpkin Pinochet
    • Saffron Seko
    • Sunkist Sultan
    • Tangerine Tyrant
    • Terra-cotta Tojo
    • Velveeta Vladimir
    • Yapping Yam
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“There Will Be Consequences” (Episode 18)

Sign that reads "Consequences Just Ahead"

The game of musical chairs in the White House continues, while the Attorney General wastes DOJ time (and your money) trying to get back into the Papaya POTUS’s good graces. Plus a truly bizarre story out of Onslow County NC, state-sanctioned puppycide in Michigan, and Baltimore Police again striving to prove that The Wire was a documentary. Then in our #Law140 segment we talk about the role of grand juries and what that may mean for Bob Mueller’s probe of the Parody President and his campaign’s collaboration with the Soviets.

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