Majoring in Minor Events (Episode 26)

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The Copper Kaiser spent the week feuding with sports figures instead of governing the country, Oklahoma police kill a deaf man for being deaf while another Oklahoma officer is arrested for helping a carjacking ring, and in Oregon all Hispanic people look alike (to ICE anyway). Then in our #Law140 segment we talk about Government employees retaliating against citizens for First Amendment-protected expression.

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The Cuckening (Episode 25)

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This past week we hit 50,000 downloads! *THANK YOU* for helping us grow!

This week we talk about Bonespur Brezhnev abandoning his base, a Michigan student physically assaulted by a teacher over the Pledge of Allegience, yet another white cop going unpunished for killing an unarmed black man in Missouri, and a uniquely Texan dispute between a criminal wanting to run for judge and a criminal running the District Attorney’s Office.

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WTFsck, Volume 3 (Episode 24)

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We turn the show over to you! Join us as we answer your questions about the podcast, how I ended up becoming a lawyer, the differences between qualified immunity and authorized agent immunity, how the incorporation doctrine began, and the other podcasts in my queue.

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A Story of the Week, Every Day (Episode 23)

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We’ve had so much criminal justice news in just a week that we’re skipping the politics entirely 😱 Tune in for the Georgia cop admitting they only kill black people, the 15-year-old boy Detroit police killed via taser, the Oregon deputy pulling his gun during a routine traffic stop, and the nurse arrested for protecting an unconscious police officer from the Salt Lake City PD. Then in our #Law140 segment we talk about the scope of the First Amendment and how it relates to incitement.

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The Third Rule of Fsck (Episode 22)

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This week we unveil a new Rule of Fsck: there are no new stories, just new faces and jurisdictions. We also cover the Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense giving their opinions on the President, an Oklahoma police officer running a white nationalist record label, and Baltimore police caught planting evidence yet again. Then in our #Law140 segment we review the President’s pardon powers, and how they will impact Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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#DefendDurm (Episode 21)

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When it comes to Nazis, President Trump has more flip-flops than a hipster-infested beach on Independence Day. Durham’s Confederate participation trophy is removed by protestors, Maryland can’t find prison guards who aren’t criminals, and Tennessee runs an entire criminal justice system without judges or defense attorneys. And in this week’s #Law140 segment, we take a look at the mechanics of felony charges against those #DefendDurm protestors.

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CORRECTION (08/22/17): Folks on Twitter informed us that Clark County is in Washington, not Oregon. We’ve corrected the show notes below – thanks for the heads up!

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Fornicating with Nazis (Episode 20)

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Charlottesville deals with terrorists. Prosecutors let an 11-minute roadside rape in Texas go unpunished. New Jersey police terrorize a pizzeria. And in our #Law140 segment we give you an overview of our bail system and how it works.

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BONUS EPISODE: Alliterative Trump Nicknames, Volume 4

Alliterative Trump Nicknames, Volume 4

As nuclear war with North Korea looms, we bring some mid-week levity with this bonus episode featuring the next iteration of our #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames list! Thanks to your help there are now -33- entries to help you better identify our beloved Papaya POTUS, the Cheeto-in-Chief himself Donald J. Trump. Please feel free to use and share as your heart sees fit 🙂

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  • Our earlier podcast on Alliterative Trump Nicknames Volume 2 (Fsck ‘Em All)
  • Add your own using #AlliterativeTrumpNicknames (Twitter)
  • The full Volume 4 list of Alliterative Trump Nicknames:
    • Apricot Authoritarian
    • Cantaloupe Caligula
    • Carrot Khomeini
    • Cheddar Ceausescu
    • Cheeto-in-Chief
    • Citrus Stalin
    • Clementine Kleptocrat
    • Coral Castro
    • Dorito Duterte
    • Gouda Gaddafi
    • Habanero Hussein
    • Kumquat Komrade
    • Mandarin Monarch
    • Mango Mussolini
    • Marigold Marcos
    • Marmalade Mugabe
    • Melba Mao
    • Momordica Milosevic
    • Moscow Muppet
    • Naranjillo Nixon
    • Nectarine Noriega
    • Orange Ortega
    • Papaya POTUS
    • Parody President
    • Peach Perón
    • Physalis Franco
    • Pumpkin Pinochet
    • Saffron Seko
    • Sunkist Sultan
    • Tangerine Tyrant
    • Terra-cotta Tojo
    • Velveeta Vladimir
    • Yapping Yam

“There Will Be Consequences” (Episode 18)

Sign that reads "Consequences Just Ahead"

The game of musical chairs in the White House continues, while the Attorney General wastes DOJ time (and your money) trying to get back into the Papaya POTUS’s good graces. Plus a truly bizarre story out of Onslow County NC, state-sanctioned puppycide in Michigan, and Baltimore Police again striving to prove that The Wire was a documentary. Then in our #Law140 segment we talk about the role of grand juries and what that may mean for Bob Mueller’s probe of the Parody President and his campaign’s collaboration with the Soviets.

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Juror No. 5

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This week we look at our abnormal political system, where the Communications Director goes on a profanity-laced tirade, the Chief-of-Staff is ousted, and the Papaya POTUS encourages police brutality. We also cover problems in our law enforcement across the country, and our #Law140 segment features a special guest to talk about the mechanics of juries.

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